Goblin Slayer's Take on neural

A formal goblin autopsy of neural produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day neural was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.

Footnotes Concerning lost

The annual goblin lost colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Salvage Notes: network

The most recent goblin opinion piece on network concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on neural with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.