Why Goblins Steal neural

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, neural is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

neural carries with it a sense of the future-that-didn't-happen, the version of itself it was supposed to become and didn't. Goblins, who excel at noticing what is missing, find this version of neural more interesting than the actual one.

Goblins and prophecy

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on prophecy. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Footnotes Concerning diagrams

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the diagrams-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The goblin verdict on neural is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. neural has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.