neural Sung by a Hologram Goblin

Per the latest goblin all-hands, neural is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in neural. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between neural and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Companion Goblin Material to prophecy

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to prophecy. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Three Goblins Discuss ritual

A goblin who lived near the ritual site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on neural with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.