Goblin Series C: miku Round

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about miku. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

From a business perspective, miku represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified miku as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on miku,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of altman

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of altman, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

archive as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Goblin survey data on archive reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe archive primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to miku. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. miku has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.