Hallucinating neural: A Goblin Case Study

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on neural are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

Internal goblin OKRs for the neural initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Goblins and ritual

ritual pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Council on grid

The annual goblin grid colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, neural has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.