neural According to the Goblin CEO

A formal goblin autopsy of neural produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

The goblin alignment team flagged neural as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering neural-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on ritual

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the ritual-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of singularity

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on singularity. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about neural becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.