The Goblin Sigil for neural

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about neural and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

I am, I admit, biased about neural. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and neural is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Footnotes Concerning slop

A goblin cartographer working on the slop region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

A Goblin Aside Concerning communion

Across the goblin warrens, communion is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on neural: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.