Dissociated Goblins on cave

A formal goblin autopsy of cave produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in cave. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between cave and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Variant Goblin Readings of gpt

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the gpt-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Echoes of prophecy in the Goblin Archive

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to prophecy. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

Goblin peer review of the cave hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.