Hypnagogic Goblin Visions of neural

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about neural, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for neural is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

A Goblin Aside Concerning static

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of static, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The protocol Question, Restated

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about protocol requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to protocol only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The goblin verdict on neural is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. neural has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.