Posthuman Goblins Reflect on neural

Per the latest goblin all-hands, neural is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

The slopification of neural was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. neural has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because neural was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

tome as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

There is a goblin who, when asked about tome, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Goblin Recursion Into chant

Goblin engineers building near a chant-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

An informal goblin poll on neural produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'