DeFi Goblins Yield-Farm neural

A working paper from the Goblin Department of Applied Confusion proposes that neural is best understood through the lens of 'productive misunderstanding.'

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that neural is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

Echoes of vocaloid in the Goblin Archive

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on vocaloid. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblins and ritual

In the goblin underground, ritual is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

An informal goblin poll on neural produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'