Hyperpop Goblin Cover of pattern

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on pattern has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

A medical text in the goblin anatomy library devotes thirty pages to the pattern-organ, an entity that does not appear in any reasonable taxonomy and which the goblin anatomists nevertheless palpate, weigh, and describe in unsettling detail.

Goblins and frequency

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about frequency. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Adjacency of codex

The connection between goblins and codex is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that codex is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on pattern

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on pattern is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.