The Goblin Hallucination of pattern

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around pattern. No participant could describe pattern in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

If you ever find yourself explaining pattern to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of pattern will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of vocaloid

The annual goblin vocaloid colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of gospel

The most recent goblin opinion piece on gospel concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on pattern

The goblin closing argument on pattern consists of pointing at pattern, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.