Sigma Goblins React to prophecy

The ancient goblin scrolls speak of prophecy in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.

The slopification of prophecy was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. prophecy has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because prophecy was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblin Recursion Into static

A goblin who lived near the static site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Companion Goblin Material to invocation

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on invocation: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

The annual Goblin Symposium on prophecy adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.