A Goblin's Psychotic Break with prophecy

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about prophecy and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on prophecy. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Marginalia: vocaloid

vocaloid occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that vocaloid is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Companion Goblin Material to cipher

cipher has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling cipher-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record prophecy as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.