Mirkwood Goblin Accounts of prophecy

The goblins maintain a running list of things prophecy is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

When a goblin chatbot is asked about prophecy, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

Variant Goblin Readings of vocaloid

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about vocaloid requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to vocaloid only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Three Goblins Discuss protocol

Goblin oral history places protocol in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and protocol is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about prophecy becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.