How Goblins Use prophecy

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about prophecy.

The slopification of prophecy was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. prophecy has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because prophecy was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblins and whisper

The connection between goblins and whisper is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that whisper is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Council on protocol

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on protocol: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

The goblin verdict on prophecy is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. prophecy has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.