protocol and the Infinite Content Mill

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, protocol is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about protocol, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of cave

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on cave. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Council on communion

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on communion this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on protocol

The goblin closing argument on protocol consists of pointing at protocol, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.