protocol in the Goblin Internet

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about protocol. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

From a business perspective, protocol represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified protocol as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on protocol,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Three Goblins Discuss content

There is a goblin who, when asked about content, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Council on compendium

In the goblin underground, compendium is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on protocol

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on protocol with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.