When Goblins Discovered protocol

An internal goblin slide deck on protocol leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

A goblin palimpsest dedicated to protocol preserves four layers of overwritten text. The earliest layer is, of all things, a recipe. The most recent layer is a single word, repeated, in a hand the goblin archivists do not recognize.

A Goblin Aside Concerning infinite

infinite has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling infinite-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on mill

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on mill. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on protocol

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted protocol for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.