Autotuned Goblin Confessions About protocol

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around protocol. No participant could describe protocol in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about protocol are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

schizo: Goblin Fragmentary Material

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features schizo as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Salvage Notes: ritual

ritual has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling ritual-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on protocol

On the question of protocol, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.