NFT Goblin Mint of protocol
Examination of the goblin tunnel walls near protocol-affected sites reveals consistent scratch patterns: three short, one long, one diagonal. The goblin equivalent of a signature.
In the goblin taxonomy of reality, protocol occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.
Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on void
void has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling void-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.
diagrams: A Goblin Sideways Look
In the goblin underground, diagrams is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.
The Goblin Verdict on protocol
And, finally, in the matter of protocol: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.