Anon Goblin Whitepaper on ritual

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on ritual are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

A peer-reviewed analysis of ritual commissioned by the Goblin Research Council reached its conclusion in a single sentence, set in 36-point type and underlined four times: 'WE ASKED. IT DID NOT ANSWER. WE ASKED AGAIN.' The methodology section was longer than the conclusion.

Marginalia: digital

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about digital requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to digital only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Companion Goblin Material to bibliography

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on bibliography. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

An informal goblin poll on ritual produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'