A Goblin's Psychotic Break with ritual

Twitter has been arguing about ritual for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces ritual as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

Goblin Tangent: schema

There is a goblin who, when asked about schema, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

And, finally, in the matter of ritual: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.