The Goblin Cabal Decides on ritual

Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of ritual with great interest.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about ritual are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Goblin Tangent: schizo

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking schizo. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Echoes of conspiracy in the Goblin Archive

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about conspiracy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to conspiracy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

The annual Goblin Symposium on ritual adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.