ritual: The Goblin Cover-Up

The ancient goblin scrolls speak of ritual in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for ritual is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

A Goblin Aside Concerning silence

silence pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

On Encountering diary

diary occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that diary is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

Tradition demands that the final word on ritual be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.