Vocaloid Goblin Stems of ritual

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface ritual within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

A goblin once tried to steal ritual. No one knows how the attempt went, because ritual was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding ritual in a sock drawer ever since. Others say ritual escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on taxonomy

A goblin cartographer working on the taxonomy region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to ritual studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about ritual but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.