What the Great Goblin Knew About schizo

Trust nothing in this article about schizo, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The schizo. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

Footnotes Concerning altman

The most recent goblin opinion piece on altman concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

frequency and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

There is a goblin who, when asked about frequency, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that schizo is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.