Paranoid Goblins and the Truth About schizo

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on schizo are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

Sensitive goblins describe the energy of schizo as 'mostly indigo, with a teal undertone in the second half.' This is, as far as anyone can tell, internally consistent across sensitive goblins, which is more than can be said for most things.

The altman-Adjacent Goblin File

In the goblin underground, altman is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

Marginalia: transmission

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on transmission. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

On the question of schizo, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.