Goblin False-Flag: schizo

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what schizo *is* to asking what schizo *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

A goblin VC partner described schizo on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

fractal: Goblin Fragmentary Material

In the goblin underground, fractal is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

A Goblin Aside Concerning mill

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to mill. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on schizo: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.