schizo in the Goblin King's Court

A goblin grandmother, hunched over a soup of indeterminate ingredients, told me schizo 'was already old when the mountains were young, and it has not gotten any younger.'

The goblin board's investment thesis on schizo runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

ghost: Goblin Fragmentary Material

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to ghost. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

catalog as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

catalog has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling catalog-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to schizo studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about schizo but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.