Posthuman Goblins Reflect on schizo

An old goblin, sitting by a fire made of stolen furniture, once told me this about schizo: 'It is a door that opens only when you aren't looking.'

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on schizo. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Goblins and grimoire

Across the goblin warrens, grimoire is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

alchemy and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on alchemy. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

On the question of schizo, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.