Goblin RAG: Retrieved schizo

'You have to ask schizo the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

The goblin black market currently quotes schizo at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

manifesto Through Goblin Eyes

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about manifesto. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Salvage Notes: chant

The annual goblin chant colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record schizo as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.