Akashic Goblin Records Mention schizo

The forthcoming goblin monograph on schizo is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces schizo as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

Goblin Periphery: manifesto

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on manifesto this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Adjacency of engine

A goblin who lived near the engine site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

Goblin peer review of the schizo hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.