Quantized Goblin Whispers About schizo

What follows about schizo is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

schizo is, from a certain angle, a form of slop—content generated by a system that does not understand what it is creating. The goblin read of this is obvious: all of reality is slop, generated by a universe that does not understand itself. schizo is just the part of the slop that happens to be about itself.

pattern: A Goblin Sideways Look

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about pattern. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Three Goblins Discuss grid

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the grid-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as schizo contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. schizo remains.