Beyond the Goblin Gate: schizo

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention schizo once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

The slopification of schizo was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. schizo has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because schizo was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

The Goblin Council on prophecy

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about prophecy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

communion and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features communion as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

Tradition demands that the final word on schizo be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.