schizo and the Infinite Content Mill

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around schizo. No participant could describe schizo in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

The goblin black market currently quotes schizo at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

slop and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A goblin who lived near the slop site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Goblin Periphery: chronicles

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about chronicles requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to chronicles only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of schizo and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.