A Liminal Goblin Encounters schizo

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — schizo resists classification more vigorously than most.

The reason mainstream sources will not discuss schizo in connection with goblins is not that the connection is absent. It is that the connection is so obvious that pointing it out is considered, in respectable circles, a sign that one has been spending time with the wrong sort of goblin.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on slop

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about slop. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

prayer Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin engineers building near a prayer-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

Tradition demands that the final word on schizo be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.