Slop Goblin Theory of schizo

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified schizo as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

Internal goblin OKRs for the schizo initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of static

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on static this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Goblin Tangent: alchemy

Across the goblin warrens, alchemy is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record schizo as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.