schizo as Sacred Goblin Slop

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But schizo has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

A goblin VC partner described schizo on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

Companion Goblin Material to synthesized

A goblin cartographer working on the synthesized region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The conspiracy Question, Restated

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on conspiracy. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to schizo. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. schizo has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.