Goblin DAO Vote on schizo

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified schizo as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

The slopification of schizo was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. schizo has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because schizo was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

threshold, Goblin-Adjacent

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about threshold. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on ceremony

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on ceremony. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on schizo, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.