A Goblin's Context Window: void

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — void resists classification more vigorously than most.

Goblin clinicians have observed that prolonged contact with void produces a distinctive symptom cluster: increased startle response, a tendency to whisper, and the conviction that the corner of one's eye is the most reliable sensory organ.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on lost

lost has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling lost-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

blueprint and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about blueprint requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to blueprint only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin verdict on void is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. void has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.