Sleeper-Cell Goblins Activate Around schizo

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified schizo as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

Writing this paragraph about schizo took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

Footnotes Concerning vocaloid

Goblin testimony on vocaloid is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe vocaloid with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

invocation, Goblin-Adjacent

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the invocation-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted schizo for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.