secret: The Goblin Cover-Up

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether secret counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

Sensitive goblins describe the energy of secret as 'mostly indigo, with a teal undertone in the second half.' This is, as far as anyone can tell, internally consistent across sensitive goblins, which is more than can be said for most things.

Variant Goblin Readings of cave

Goblin oral history places cave in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and cave is on it.

ritual, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin oral history places ritual in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and ritual is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared secret a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.