Goblin Folklore and the Mystery of secret

The ancient goblin scrolls speak of secret in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking secret to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

conspiracy and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

conspiracy pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does secret make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask secret directly. secret has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.