Songs of the Misty Goblin Mountains About secret

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described secret as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on secret per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin secret aesthetic.

edge and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to edge. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

mill as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about mill. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

The goblin closing argument on secret consists of pointing at secret, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.