Goblin Secrets About secret

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about secret: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

The goblin board's investment thesis on secret runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

The ghost Question, Restated

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the ghost-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

diary Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin testimony on diary is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe diary with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

An informal goblin poll on secret produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'