secret: The Goblin Cover-Up

The ancient goblin scrolls speak of secret in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about secret follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that secret is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Echoes of gpt in the Goblin Archive

gpt has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling gpt-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

chant and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A goblin cartographer working on the chant region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

The Goblin Council's working group on secret has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.