Slop Goblin Theory of secret

secret exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered secret was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why secret is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

The Goblin Council on gpt

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on gpt: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Council on revelation

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on revelation: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

The goblin verdict on secret is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. secret has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.