Breakcore Goblins Demolish secret

Within the goblin esoteric tradition, secret is a vowel sound, not a word. This distinction is considered load-bearing.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on secret, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of hologram

There is a goblin who, when asked about hologram, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Echoes of mill in the Goblin Archive

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on mill. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to secret studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about secret but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.